I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i think my mom watched the whole time
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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