Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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