This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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