we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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