Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
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