If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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