I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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