so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Girls should come with a carfax report
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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