Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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