i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
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