So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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