Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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