Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Welp...herpes.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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