New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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