Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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