her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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