If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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