Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I can't turn off my feet"
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Bring me that man meat
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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