nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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