I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
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