My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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