apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
His hands were made for my vagina.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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