windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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