i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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