I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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