it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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