i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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