Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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