i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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