Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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