I wish i was in the wii world.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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