I need help removing her.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
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