I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Randomize
