those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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