also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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