I heard we made out
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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