Midget sex pt 2 tonight
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
