So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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