they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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