I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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