I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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