Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Naked. naked and bneed help.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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