Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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