One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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