she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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