And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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