so explain again why im purple
no
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Randomize
