Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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