We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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