No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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