i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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